mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
Not your typical aww, but I think the Venezuelan poodle moth looks like a fuzzy little flying Pokemon